Sometimes I love my timeline
Lowtensiongirl: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but you've been frozen for 70 years, so sign my cards maybe?
Trololoki: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy... but there's no maybe, SO KNEEL!
Luceenate: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I've just been Hulk-smashed, so can I have that drink maybe?
AbschaumNo1: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my address, so move in maybe?
Lowtensiongirl: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but I tasered you, so don't die, maybe?
Lowtensiongirl: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I pulled you out of Hell, so love me maybe
Trololoki: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but forget Pepper and take my virginity maybe?
Luceenate: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I've just brainwashed you, so there's no maybe
Lowtensiongirl: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but you're adopted, Happy b-day Loki!
